So somehow you've stumbled upon this blog - maybe you were drawn in by the celery, the SEO gods somehow shuffled this to your attention, or you're just simply terminally online. In any case, I'd take it as a fateful encounter - welcome!
Who the fuck am I and what is this blog about? Unfortunately I don't have a good answer for you. To the best of my ability, I can say that I simply have too much time, too many thoughts, and not enough avenues to express my ideas. My new therapist gave me homework to write out why exactly I feel a certain way about certain events or occurences, and I've been voraciously applying this to everything I do. I've also wanted to apply my learnings from that second year HTML course I took in university to convince myself that I am computer literate.
My greatest loves in life are music, reading, nature, culture, and silence. Most of my entries will be musings on these things, with the occasional unhinged think piece on societal decline or philosophizing over random thoughts and dreams transcribed from ramblings on my notes app. Nothing here is created with the use of AI (other than the odd query on HTML/CSS syntax). My writing is often dramatic or sardonic - I'm luckier than most people and that's never been lost on me. If none of this for you, I respect it - sometimes I wish it wasn't for me either. Regardless, thanks for stopping by!
Maybe I wrote something that you pissed you off, or made you laugh or cry, and you feel compelled to let me know. Or maybe you want to help me figure out how to apply a dark mode theme on this site. Reach me at sentient-celery (at) hotmail (dot) com